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[Cletus the Fetus ep 69]

Hahaha....

It was hilarious..... I played it again cause I liked the theme and I found the extra hidden animation thingy..... Great one man..... I vote it a 5 just because it's so original. :p

Thanks.. :D

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Flawed!

You did the guitar solo BACKWARDS.... Moving closer to the body, the sound goes up - moving away it goes down. So if your guy was to really play that solo, it would be opposite and sound like crap! :D This really pissed me off!

And the captain's hands are supposed to move down when the zig is moving past him. I kept waiting for his hands to move down but they didn't!

And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot... especially if you headbang to Queen... headbanging is reserved for heavy metal.

TmsT responds:

Are the Captain's hands supposed to move down? Says who? That's not in the original animation, which I have right here. And I'm the director of this one.

"And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot"
EXACTLY. Idiots are funny.

Hahahahaha!

[Galactic Debate 2004]

Hardy Har!

Great movie! As an Independant, I really don't support either of the candidates, yet I think it was great the way you showed how Kerry doesn't know his own plan, and Bush had trouble speaking at the debate. All in all though, I think I'd rather have a good leader than someone who doesn't even know their own plan. I know Bush has done good the last 4 years, however we don't even know if Kerry served his country properly in the 3 months or so he was in vietnam..

[Demented Cartoon Movie!]

AWESOME!!!!!1

You, sir, are a comical mastermind! I said zeegy boogy doog just to be silly, and immediately tripped on the rug and fell on my face. I swear never to say Zeegy boogy doog ever again.

[NLDM 2: Mario Vs Luigi]

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Your movie probably has as much action as the matrix. I said the same thing when I saw the Matrix. All that talking and nonsense just for the 5 minute-long scene where they hop around the room blowing the place up with big guns? woo.

Blackmage responds:

Lol, thanks!

[Salad Fingers Episode 3]

Cool, I guess.

The graphics were cool. The story was a bit disturbing and some of the scenes were a tad disgusting, but other than that you've mad a neat little movie there. I still voted 5, however, because it is still a good movie and you put a lot of work and effort into it, i'm just a little queazy I guess.

[Metal Gear Fiesta]

Cool

I don't mean this in an offensive way, but if someone made a real serious MGS movie it would be even cooler, though this movie is pretty good and cool now. Dang I just finished watching Deliverance, its hard to write a good review after something like that.