Kloris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chaz is a Lobster 2!]

Too good!

This is too good for the A.D.D. riddled nincompoops of the adolescent newgrounds community... Totally should have made the front page.

mr-a responds:

I'm afraid I must agree, good sir! Kudos!

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Flawed!

You did the guitar solo BACKWARDS.... Moving closer to the body, the sound goes up - moving away it goes down. So if your guy was to really play that solo, it would be opposite and sound like crap! :D This really pissed me off!

And the captain's hands are supposed to move down when the zig is moving past him. I kept waiting for his hands to move down but they didn't!

And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot... especially if you headbang to Queen... headbanging is reserved for heavy metal.

TmsT responds:

Are the Captain's hands supposed to move down? Says who? That's not in the original animation, which I have right here. And I'm the director of this one.

"And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot"
EXACTLY. Idiots are funny.

Hahahahaha!

[NLDM 2: Mario Vs Luigi]

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Your movie probably has as much action as the matrix. I said the same thing when I saw the Matrix. All that talking and nonsense just for the 5 minute-long scene where they hop around the room blowing the place up with big guns? woo.

Blackmage responds:

Lol, thanks!

[ULF's Adventure!]

Great movie!

I think it deserves a spot on the front page, it could replace some of the tasteless crap that is there right now. If there were more movies like this on newgrounds, it would be awesome. Keep upo the good worko.

mr-a responds:

Thanks my good chum! Kloris here also deserves credit, as he did some voice work in the movie (check the credits). Watch his movie, called "A Cow Story", and tell him I sent you.