Kloris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chaz is a Lobster 2!]

Too good!

This is too good for the A.D.D. riddled nincompoops of the adolescent newgrounds community... Totally should have made the front page.

mr-a responds:

I'm afraid I must agree, good sir! Kudos!

[Steve: Irwin is Dead!]

FANTABULAR!!!

You should have had Steve throw the stingray off of the world trade center, not only making a tribute to Steve Irwin but also 9/11, which just happens to be TOMMOROW! Did you think of that? Eh? No? Well ok.

Anyway, whether Steve Irwin wanted people to revenge on stingrays or not, there will be children prodding them with sticks and actually people so pissed off that they would cut the tails off of stingrays or even kill them. I wouldn't hurt a stingray. I'd like to point out that the Steve in this movie is NOT Steve Irwin, so whatever people choose to do out of sorrow of Irwin's passing is their own business I guess.... That cerrtain stingray was an asshole but the whole race of stingrays shouldn't take the hit for one little douchebag! Great movie haha I'm rambling, adios!

mr-a responds:

Thanks brosem! And thanks for the suggestion for the credits! TEARS FOR FEARS 4-EVER!

[1000 frames]

Oy....

The singing was terrible, I thought I was going to rip my hair out for a second there. I don't understand how anyone could listen to something so crappy, its like nails on a chalkboard... this band sounds like it has played for like 2 weeks only also.

The song was not sad, it was just a kid squaking over a cruddy guitar line that was repeated over and over.. Sad music is not punk, if you want to hear some truly sad music, listen to any of Opeth's CDs.... Or start with Damnation, or Still Life..

The animation was actually pretty cool. I graded you pretty much on the animation part and not the song. :o

"Words would falter to atone
Failure had passed the stepping stone
She had sworn her vows to another
This is when no-one will bother

And conceded pain in crumbling mirth
A harlot of God upon the earth
Found where she sacrificed her ways
That hollow love in her face

Still I plotted to have her back
The contentment that would fill the crack
My soul released a fluttering sigh
This day fell, the darkness nigh" - Opeth (Face of Melinda)

MarkArandjus responds:

Interestin you wrote oy, they're a jewish punk band.
Only 2 or 3 of their songs are like this. They're actualy one of the best.

I gues it wasn't all that sad come to think of it.

Besides you can't judge the song compleatly, since this is a cut version.

Well glad you liked the animation.
Better that than if you wouldn't like it and liked the song.

Btw your song is missing a

By the turnstile beckons a damsel fair
The face of Melinda neath blackened hair
No joy would flicker in her eyes
Brooding sadness came to a rise

At the beginnig and a

I took her by the hand to say
All faith forever has been washed away
I returned for you in great dismay
Come with me, far away to stay

Endlessly gazing in nocturnal prime
She spoke of her vices and broke the rhyme
But baffled herself with the final line
My promise is made but my heart is thine

at the end.
Sound like great songs, gotta check this Opeth out.

-Mark

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Flawed!

You did the guitar solo BACKWARDS.... Moving closer to the body, the sound goes up - moving away it goes down. So if your guy was to really play that solo, it would be opposite and sound like crap! :D This really pissed me off!

And the captain's hands are supposed to move down when the zig is moving past him. I kept waiting for his hands to move down but they didn't!

And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot... especially if you headbang to Queen... headbanging is reserved for heavy metal.

TmsT responds:

Are the Captain's hands supposed to move down? Says who? That's not in the original animation, which I have right here. And I'm the director of this one.

"And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot"
EXACTLY. Idiots are funny.

Hahahahaha!

[NLDM 2: Mario Vs Luigi]

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Your movie probably has as much action as the matrix. I said the same thing when I saw the Matrix. All that talking and nonsense just for the 5 minute-long scene where they hop around the room blowing the place up with big guns? woo.

Blackmage responds:

Lol, thanks!

[ULF's Adventure!]

Great movie!

I think it deserves a spot on the front page, it could replace some of the tasteless crap that is there right now. If there were more movies like this on newgrounds, it would be awesome. Keep upo the good worko.

mr-a responds:

Thanks my good chum! Kloris here also deserves credit, as he did some voice work in the movie (check the credits). Watch his movie, called "A Cow Story", and tell him I sent you.