Kloris's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cletus the Fetus ep 69]

Hahaha....

It was hilarious..... I played it again cause I liked the theme and I found the extra hidden animation thingy..... Great one man..... I vote it a 5 just because it's so original. :p

Thanks.. :D

[American Idle]

Hardy har har...

I love the way people draw the numa kid as being so fat.. it's really funny, but then again it's pretty accurate also! FUNNY! Hehe..

HAHAHA!! I just realize he looks like that one hippo fighter from Mike Tyson's Punch Out for the NES.... Haha! Hilarious.. You do that on purpose??

Numa numa sucks..

American Idol sucks even more....

Which sucks the more? Numa, Idol, or this flash? ;D

[TmsT's Zero Wing Rhapsody]

Flawed!

You did the guitar solo BACKWARDS.... Moving closer to the body, the sound goes up - moving away it goes down. So if your guy was to really play that solo, it would be opposite and sound like crap! :D This really pissed me off!

And the captain's hands are supposed to move down when the zig is moving past him. I kept waiting for his hands to move down but they didn't!

And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot... especially if you headbang to Queen... headbanging is reserved for heavy metal.

TmsT responds:

Are the Captain's hands supposed to move down? Says who? That's not in the original animation, which I have right here. And I'm the director of this one.

"And if you headbang to rock, you make yourself look like an idiot"
EXACTLY. Idiots are funny.

Hahahahaha!

[Galactic Debate 2004]

Hardy Har!

Great movie! As an Independant, I really don't support either of the candidates, yet I think it was great the way you showed how Kerry doesn't know his own plan, and Bush had trouble speaking at the debate. All in all though, I think I'd rather have a good leader than someone who doesn't even know their own plan. I know Bush has done good the last 4 years, however we don't even know if Kerry served his country properly in the 3 months or so he was in vietnam..

[Demented Cartoon Movie!]

AWESOME!!!!!1

You, sir, are a comical mastermind! I said zeegy boogy doog just to be silly, and immediately tripped on the rug and fell on my face. I swear never to say Zeegy boogy doog ever again.

[NLDM 2: Mario Vs Luigi]

...

Your movie probably has as much action as the matrix. I said the same thing when I saw the Matrix. All that talking and nonsense just for the 5 minute-long scene where they hop around the room blowing the place up with big guns? woo.

Blackmage responds:

Lol, thanks!

[Foamy: Squirrel SOngs]

Cool movie har!

Nice movie dude, but have you ever seen a guitar in your life? Germaine is either playing a 5$ guitar or a 3 string bass. Lol. The songs were funny, the first one reminded me of slayer.

[Experienced Puppeteers]

Haha.

Great moovie man! I don't approve of making fun of fat doods though, but I guess that guy ate lard, so eh he deserves it. None of the fat people I know eat lard. They actually have tight diets but for some reason it doesn't work. Must be genetic or something. *cough* so anyway, back on topic..... The animation was pretty smooth in the puppets, but the voice of the fat guy was a bit noisy if you know what I mean, like if it had been recorded in a cheap microphone. I use a cheap microphone too but I have a lot better sound than that guy does! The movie was a bit short, but with a sequal coming that makes it Ok! Keep up the good work!

[Salad Fingers Episode 3]

Cool, I guess.

The graphics were cool. The story was a bit disturbing and some of the scenes were a tad disgusting, but other than that you've mad a neat little movie there. I still voted 5, however, because it is still a good movie and you put a lot of work and effort into it, i'm just a little queazy I guess.

[Metal Gear Fiesta]

Cool

I don't mean this in an offensive way, but if someone made a real serious MGS movie it would be even cooler, though this movie is pretty good and cool now. Dang I just finished watching Deliverance, its hard to write a good review after something like that.